1. allrecklessabandon:

    god I love parks and rec

    (Source: monodoh, via itmustbedestiny430)

     

  2. Health and hygiene before modern times

    1. EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
    2. EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?
     
  3. Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.
    July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

    Thank you for bringing joy into my childhood and life with your voice and acting. Thank you for your contagious jokes, your wacky impersonations, and amazing acting. Thank you for making my childhood experience better, and thank you for bringing joy to those even though you battled with your own joy. If only you could have known how much you’ve impacted people. Your life work will live on, and you will never be forgotten. I know I won’t forget you. Thank you for helping me whenever I felt sad and having a film for every mood. Gone, but never forgotten.

    (Source: disneyyandmore, via finallykeptmypride)

     

  4. I just locked myself in the bathroom to escape

    I love my cousins, but babysitting them is hard.

     

  5. My cousin just sneezed on my face

    Wtf

     
  6. Beyoncé.

     

  7. Beyoncé was amazing

    Just sad that I couldn’t get a shirt. So effing expensive :(

     

  8. BEYONCÉ TOMORROW

     

  9. "We are used to ignoring our own bodies. “These carrots are too spicy” we complained as a child, only to be told no, they were sweet, that the music wasn’t too loud, nobody can hear lights, what you are experiencing is invalid. We heard: you are invalid. You do not experience the world the same way as everyone else, and therefore, your experience is wrong. You learn to ignore the ever-present pain because nothing can be done about it, but then you have a kidney infection and others get mad at you for not noticing sooner. But why should you trust your body when it is always wrong?"
    — Kate at Thinking Autism, Scarred” (via lavenderlabia)

    (Source: disabilityhistory, via thefutureisyellow)

     

  10. I can’t babysit them anymore

    In the last two hours they have thrown up, thrown several tantrums and are NOT GOING TO SLEEP

     
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